"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay
"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no
WHY DOES NO ONE FREAK OUT OVER COLORS… THERE ARE SO MANY… THEY ARE ALL SO PRETTY… THE UNIVERSE IS CALLED COSMIC LATTE….. THERE ARE SO MANY SHADES OF GREEN… THE SUNSET IS THE COLOR OF THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO A WARM BATH….. EVERYONE IS A DIFFERENT COLOR…. YOUR EYES ARE DIFFERENT COLORS…. YOUR RED IS A DIFFERENT RED FROM MY RED… THE WORLD IS SO NICE…. JUST LOOK A LITTLE……
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.
OH MY GOD